Sometimes love is temporary. But, internet memes? Well, those last forever. While Hallmark would have you believe that Valentine’s Day is all hearts and roses, sometimes, you just gotta keep it real.
We’re talking about all the singles who are stuck in online dating hell, the married folks who are far beyond the ‘honeymoon stage,’ and the generally cynical who just don’t want to spend the ‘most romantic day of the year’ living in some kind of fantasy world.
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With that in mind, bring on the memes! Here are ten Valentine’s Day memes that’ll keep you down here on Planet Earth.
1. What marriage is really like
Forget fancy restaurants and expensive gifts — this is what Valentine’s Day is really like post-Newlywed phase.
2. Main squeeze
This one hits really close to home. Proof that your S.O. still loves you and is attracted to you, even with a little extra junk-in-the-trunk.
3. Sad but true?
While the day of love may give some people hope, for others, it’s a sad reminder of reality.
4. Enough already!
Luckily they already started putting out the Cadbury Eggs on Feb. 13.
5. Dating sucks.
Well, you didn’t have to put it quite so bluntly.
6. For the sports fan in your life
He won the big game and now he’s out to win your heart, too.
7. Single and… not ready to mingle
Keep your germs to yourself — today, and every other day of the year!
8. The perfect mate
I mean, pizza really is the perfect food tho.
9. When those mysterious weather balloons overshadow the holiday
Are they another country spying… or from a different dimension altogether? Guess we may never know.
10. When you still can’t stop thinking about football
Leave it to the NFL to hilariously be the butt of their own jokes. The season may be over, but the laughs continue.
